Tag Archives: Chinese

Happy 4th of July from Wacky Greenpoint

To the All-American Chinese marathoner guy who has the mini-Twin Towers tribute on his Nassau Avenue building and today has a battery-powered speaker playing patriotic music, smiling and flashing peace signs in McGolrick Park,  I say, “God bless America and Happy Extra Wacky Day in Greenpoint, Brooklyn!!  There were two separate, distinct drunk Polish screamers at the exact same moment I saw this dude in action. Go America!!

Double Transplant Happiness

I love how this Monitor Street, Brooklyn company has a giant old used Bowery-neighborhood, Manhhattan sign.

Muckey Mouse

Fifty cents to entertain your child for thirty seconds on this filthy jerking and vibrating Freud-o-matic Disney rip-off mouse, while you wait for your Chinese-made Mexican food that represents nothing that an actual Mexican would even recognize.  Yummy Taco 941 Manhattan Avenue, Greenpoint, BK.