Tag Archives: White People

NSFW WEDS*

Last Night’s Party is a website dedicated to photos of people in big cities getting fucked up at private parties.  It’s like a gory car accident: you want to look at it yet you’re thankful to not be a part of it.  They do look like they’re having fun, though.  I picked out 15 of my favorite images from their site.  You can get lost in a two-hour time warp of art shots, tattoos, anorexic white girls on blow, trustafarians and DJs or you can check out my best of LNP right here.

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*Wednesdays at Brooklyn Imbecile is Not Safe For Work Day, so if you’re viewing this right now at your corporate America job, sorry, but you just had a personal file created by your IT’s facist security team, so I would avoid being late to work in the mornings from now on. Until we find a decent way to completely disintegrate this non-functional capitalist police state work week, y’all have a happy Hump Day!

The Unexotic Far East

South of the Ed Koch Queensboro Bridge along the East River in Manhattan, lies Sutton Place and the little nooks of parks along the waterfront for the wealthy, older white people in this strangely litter-free area of The Far (upper, south) East (side).

There’s no real reason why anyone that doesn’t live here would come here unless they were high or just wanted to make locals paranoid because you’re taking pictures of their property.

It’s got the clean, rich London feel to some extent.

This is a playground for families only.

A pigeon action shot.

And finally, some sidewalk garden / tree pits that you would not find in Greenpoint.

See, now you never have to go here but know it exists.

Shared Turf

We were first disturbed by the giant red stretch Hummer, then we were entertained by the little Scarface-themed children and then we were embarrassed by all the white people taking pictures for their own useless, little blogs.  From Dumbo, Brooklyn.